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Hello extraordinary readers! Today I will be sneaking in a picture whenever i can, and at the end i hope to have about 25 pictures.inside pictures.

So, firstly i want to address the new logo. it looks like a cheezit.i mean, seriously?

 

SERIOUSLYYY??? <‘;’>

 

Next i wanted to talk about…. something random. like all of the random name generators and stuff. no offence, but once i pressed it once, it came up with something, then 2 “” after, it had the same one. i mean, variety please?

Now onto… 

Unitatos! the wierdest known creation of earth.

 

 

Okay, now for something serious….

 

I PLLAYY POKEMON GO EVERY DAYYY

 

And.. Lipton. Tea. Yeah…

Kermit… Stahp drinking Lipton.

 

nana

lol…. okay im going to stop now 😉

Bye yall.

~thornclaw

Google Secrets!?

Okay, so google. It has tons of great Easter Eggs. I’m going to showcase a few(actually {*19})Enjoy!

Also, before you do any of these, go to settings in the bottom right. Then click Never show instant results. Instead of pressing search, press “i’m feeling lucky.” On with the list!

  1. Do a barrel Roll. This is one you’ve probably seen. Type in the search box “do a barrel roll” then the screen does a barrel roll.
  2. Google Gravity. Another popular feature, Google Gravity makes everything drop to the ground 🙂
  3. Zerg Rush. Okay, so the first game of the list! O’s rush down and destroy the screen. Click on them to attack them! Post a comment on your high score! Also, after they eat all of the links, they form GG either for google or good game. Next!
  4. The answer to life the universe and everything. You could probably guess what this does. 🙂 This is a reference to “The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy. Read it it’s a good book 🙂
  5. Atari Breakout. Another game, and this may be my favourite game on the list. It is a copy of the old game “Breakout” and it’s really fun. You search “Atari Breakout” and then go into images. The images turn into blocks and then the game starts. Post your high score in the comments and i’ll post a leader board!!
  6. Google Sphere.Makes google a sphere.(duh.)
  7. Epic Google.Search Bar grows.

(I’m gonna not do long descriptions of most of the rest.)

8. googoth. Gothic Google

9.google pacman. pacman! tell me high score for leader board praise!!

10.google guitar. Musicians,play chords! Our fate depends on it!

11.google underwater. google gravity, but blue.;)

12.google pirate. imma let you see the difference here.;)

13.google rainbow!   !     ! .  .    .    ?

14.elgoog. google, but backwards.:) 🙂 🙂

15.google snake. Probably the last, game, it’s snake in google. Of course, post your scores for the leader board!

16.google in 1980. 1980’s google!!!

17.google pond. Cool ripple effect! otherwise useless;)

18.google in space. again, google gravity rip-off!!!;)

19.find chuck norris. click google search for this one XD

extras:google mario

 

Have fun using these google secrets!

Comment for leader board!

~thornclaw

:))(:double chin.:)

omg YESSSSSSSSSSSS blogging challenge is back! I’m super excited, in case you couldn’t tell. Anyways, I’m gonna work hard this time. Be sure to read my past blogging challenge posts! I worked hard on those. To all my readers, have fun in this year’s first challenge!

~thornclaw

Ma Life. Literally.

Seriously, I dont know why i haven’t done this already. Nobody gets math, and there is one reason and one reason only: they dont like it. 99% of people don’t enjoy math class.The truth is, i LOVE math. http://funnyand.com/nice-try-math/

http://lparchive.org/Undertale/Update%2028/

But the world MAKES people hate math. It’s like, “Hey, I bet you can’t memorize pi!” So then you spend a long time doing that. Then, it says “ITS IRRATIONAL MWEH HEH HEH” then you say, “well what were you trying to swindle me into?” Then math responds “…” Math makes people hate it, and then it feels like school hates you which brings me to my NEXT subject which is school!!! Nobody likes school because the EARTH MAKES IT KINDA BORING! It’s all like “duuuh are you ready to LEARN KIDS cause IM READ-y!!! GET IT!!?!?!?!?” then you feel scared and personally scarred. Then people make awful memes to show that they don’t like school. Then the hatred spreads to other people who actually LIKE school. It’s a vicious cycle that I am glad I have been able to avoid. I’ve got a few questions for y’all, so,  HOPE YOU BROUGHT A KEYBOARD!!!

  1. Do you like school?WHY?
  2. Do you like math?WHY?
  3. Have you ever posted a bad-intentioned math meme?WHY?!?!??!!?
  4. Is my life sad? WHHHHHYYYYYYYYY??!?!?!?
  5. Why am I asking Questions?
  6. Do you like Swiss cheese?
  7. What is your perfect pizza?
  8. What question do you hate to answer?
  9. Would you swim with sharks for 2 minutes for $100,000?

ALL THAT AND MORE TO BE ANSWERED SOON!!!

bah fr nouh.

~thornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclawthornclaw

 

DARN IT, ANNOYING DOG!!!

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As you all know, the release of the exciting new game called “Pokemon Go” was an outburst of public joy.Two pokestops on top of each other.

But what happened to this record-setting app? That is what I am here to talk about today.

Pokemon Go was an extraordinarily monumentally large app. Keyword: Was. Is it that people moved on to other new apps? Is it that a new trend started? Or is it just that the app started fading away?

Firstly, let’s just say that half of the people that know about Pokemon go don’t have the app. So that cuts the Pokemon goers in half. Plus, most of those people watch other people do it on YouTube. And since the people who were playing Pokemon go probably weren’t watching the videos, the YouTubers’ videos weren’t getting as many views, so they stopped. And once a YouTuber stops, everyone else “keeps up with the trends” and stops as well. Another reason is that it’s the middle of Winter where the days are shorter. Nobody is going to go out in the bitter negative degree temperatures to throw balls at little animated creatures. It’s just really weird.

 

Comment please if you have anything to add to this.:) Bye Bloggers!!!!

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End of Day 29 playing Pokemon GO.  Kazuko, Nathaniel, and I went to Ueno Park hunting Pokemon today. Nathaniel and I were both finally able to evolve a couple uncommon Pokemon. In my case, that meant a couple replacements in the Top Nine. Kazuko successfu

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All Possible Neutral Route Endings ((Undertale))

Hi Guys! Today i’m talking about all of the possible neutral route endings in Undertale. This WILL HAVE SPOILERS!!! VERY BAD SPOILERS!!!

  1. Toriel Ending Tree.
Requirements: The protagonist has befriended Papyrus and Undyne, and has defeated Asgore.

Despite the disappearance of the human SOULs and Asgore’s tragic death, Toriel rouses the spirits of the Underground’s inhabitants and tells them not to give in to despair. Sans likewise encourages the protagonist never to give up.

The call passes to Papyrus, who proudly proclaims his new position as “CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD.” This turns out to be a figurehead position, as the Royal Guard (whose primary responsibility was to keep watch for human SOULs) has in fact been disbanded. His only real duty is tending to the garden of the New Home Castle.

The former Royal Guard captain Undyne then enters the call and explains that she has found new work as Alphys’s lab assistant. She has also been appointed to be the gym teacher of Toriel’s new school; she boasts that she can bench-press seven children. The next part of this ending varies depending on whether the protagonist has dated Alphys.

  • If the protagonist has not dated Alphys: Alphys becomes even more of a recluse. However, Undyne confidently states that she can help Alphys work through whatever is bothering her. Undyne also reminds the protagonist that she and the other monsters sacrificed a great deal to help the protagonist return to the human world; for that reason, the protagonist should appreciate life on the Surface to the fullest, and make the monsters’ sacrifice worthwhile.
  • If the protagonist has dated Alphys: Undyne ropes her into the call. Alphys first reassures the protagonist that Mettaton is doing okay, and then goes on to mention that she is searching for a new way to free the inhabitants of the Underground. She is working harder than ever, mostly because Toriel is a much stricter supervisor than Asgore ever was.

At this point, it occurs to Undyne/Alphys to ask Toriel to join the conversation; however, Toriel simply tells her that she is busy, not realizing that the protagonist is on the other end of the line. Papyrus and Sans joke that Toriel would probably tie up the line for hours if she only knew the protagonist was on the phone, and that they “HAVE THE MERCY TO SPARE YOU FROM HER.” Undyne, and Alphys if she was dragged into the call, then suggest(s) calling back anytime as she would love to talk.

The call ends with Sans mentioning that the phone is low on batteries, and everyone says goodbye.

2. Betrayed Undyne Ending

Requirements: The protagonist did or did not befriend Undyne and killed less than ten monsters, or killed Mettaton. Undyne cannot be befriended if the protagonist had killed monsters before initiating her hangout.

Toriel tries her best to tell the inhabitants of the Underground not to give up even though their situation is pretty grim. Sans also tells the protagonist that they should not give up either. Papyrus then joins the call and take over for the remainder of the call. Papyrus states that Undyne has it rough since she lost her job and her house, then says that he and Sans are taking care of her now. Sans has hired her at his illegal hot dog stand in Hotland, except Undyne hates working there. The rest of the phone call branches into three different paths depending on what the protagonist has done. Befriending Undyne simply causes Undyne to hate the protagonist more than ever since they betrayed her trust and killed someone.

  • If the protagonist has not befriended Undyne: Undyne simply blames the protagonist for Asgore’s death. Papyrus mentions that she has the plan to cross the barrier and beat the protagonist up. Papyrus thinks her plan is impossible but also hopes that it is not since it would mean meeting with the protagonist again, even if it does mean fighting them. Papyrus then says to keep the protagonist’s fingers crossed and to keep in touch to make their plans easier.
  • If the protagonist killed Mettaton regardless of befriending Undyne or not: Undyne is devastated since Asgore and Alphys are gone. She says things like “I couldn’t protect her,” and it is hard to get her to do anything. Papyrus suggests that she goes after the protagonist to get revenge, but Undyne says “Revenge won’t bring anybody back.” Of course, Papyrus is unaware of their deaths, so he asks the protagonist to bring her friends back since Undyne is not doing so well.
  • If the protagonist has befriended Undyne and killed monsters afterward: Undyne hates herself for becoming friends with the protagonist because they had murdered someone shortly after they had formed a friendship. She feels hurt, betrayed, and angry at herself, and does not understand why she let herself be friends with the protagonist. She says that she knew what humans were like but failed to resist becoming friends, because of her mistake more people got hurt. Papyrus then suggests the protagonist to “PROBABLY NEVER COME BACK HERE” since Undyne would destroy them and even the queen cannot stop her.

The call ends with Papyrus saying goodbye to the protagonist.

3.Exiled Queen Ending

Requirements: The protagonist has also killed ten monsters, Papyrus, or Undyne.

Toriel’s new policy was met with severe backlash since the protagonist has killed Papyrus, Undyne, or countless monsters in the Underground, so a rebellion was formed to overthrow the queen.

  • If Undyne was left alive: Undyne gets enraged that Asgore was killed, and if Mettaton is killed, Alphys disappears, nowhere to be found by the other characters. Undyne spearheaded the revolutions and banished Toriel back into the Ruins. Sans comments that Undyne seems to be more vehement about destroying humanity than Asgore was.
  • If Undyne was killed: Toriel just peacefully resigns and returns to the Ruins after hearing about the rebellion, causing the Underground to become an uneasy and hopeless anarchy.

Sans mentions that he decided to accompany Toriel when she returned to the Ruins and brought her books from the library in Snowdin so that she does not have to read the same ones.

  • If Papyrus was left alive: Papyrus also accompanies Toriel in the Ruins and even plays games with her. Both Papyrus and Sans have also convinced Toriel to leave the Ruins sometimes, as long as either of them stay behind and keep watch for humans. Papyrus says that he loves to stand in for the Queen and is practicing to become a great mom when they come (probably due to the Greenlight Trailer where Papyrus asks “IS IT ME? AM I THE MOM?”). Sans ends the call hoping “things are better” wherever the protagonist is.
  • If Papyrus was killed: Sans calls Toriel a good roommate and mentions how she sometimes talks about how they would like to see the protagonist again. Sans does not have the heart to tell Toriel that they killed Papyrus because she protected them, then ends the call with “Never come back here. You are not welcome.

4. Undyne Ending

Requirements: The protagonist has killed Toriel but has not killed Undyne.

Undyne becomes the ruler of the Underground and enforces a policy to destroy all humans who enter. She plans to wage war on humanity, has militarized the Underground, and personally plans to destroy the protagonist. Sans mentions not being able to reach Toriel and, if Papyrus is dead, implies that she has been killed and that the protagonist is responsible. If Papyrus is alive, however, he simply says she might not be feeling well, and allows Papyrus to take over. If Papyrus has been killed, Sans warns the protagonist to watch themself as “things are looking real bad for you.

However, if Papyrus is alive and befriended, Papyrus interrupts the call and tell the protagonist that Undyne has appointed Papyrus to “The Most Important Royal Position,” which is a figurehead position where he stands around and looks cute, but he is proud of it. Papyrus says that the protagonist should come and visit, though he also says that Undyne will probably kill them if they do, but says that they should risk it.

Whether or not they kill Mettaton has no effect on the dialogue of this ending.

5. Mettaton Ending

Requirements: The protagonist has killed Toriel and Undyne, but has not killed Mettaton.

Mettaton becomes ruler of the Underground since Undyne disappeared, and establishes a dystopian society in which he brainwashes the entire Underground with his television show. Sans mentions that he became his agent and then hands over the phone to Mettaton.

Mettaton establishes a policy on humanity that any human that falls can join his fan club for free. He says that he has created a statue of Alphys, but then goes on to say that he was “not the greatest to her.” He says that he was going to apologize to Alphys and ask her to help him rule, but could not find her, and emphasizes “TRUST ME. I LOOKED.”  Mettaton then asks the protagonist to think of him always and ends the phone call there.

If Papyrus is alive and befriended, he then joins the call to mention that he has become Mettaton’s second agent. He says that things have gotten a lot better since the protagonist came (excluding the fact that everything is sad and anyone who does not worship Mettaton goes missing), but misses Undyne and asks the protagonist to say “hi” if they see her.

6.Papyrus Ending

Requirements: The protagonist has killed Toriel, Undyne, and Mettaton, but has not killed Papyrus.

By process of elimination, Papyrus became the ruler of the Underground, though Sans does most of the work. Sans tells Papyrus that Asgore, Alphys, Mettaton, and Undyne are on vacation. The Underground is improving; productivity is up, and Papyrus cooks everyone spaghetti. The human policy instituted is that humans cannot be judged to be all good or all bad. Either way, they get puzzles. Once Sans leaves, Papyrus expresses distress on his new responsibility as the ruler when people “WANT TO GIVE UP” and how he misses all his friends; he mentions how “Undyne never picks up his calls,” and that “they must be really enjoying themselves.” However, Papyrus reassures the protagonist that he is determined to “MAKE EVERYONE GIVE UP GIVING UP“, and hopes to get out of the Underground and hang out with the protagonist again.

7.Dog Ending

Requirements: The protagonist has only killed Toriel, Papyrus, Undyne, and Mettaton. No other monsters have been killed, Glyde and So Sorry included.

A small, white dog becomes the president of the Underground. The dog sleeps on the throne and does absolutely nothing. Strangely, this is the best life for everyone. Oddly enough, Sans does not mention the protagonist killing Papyrus in this phone call. “Dogsong” plays during the call just like in the Impossible Ending.

8.Alphys Ending

Requirements: The protagonist followed the Genocide Route requirements throughout Waterfall but aborted the route during the travel through Hotland.

The protagonist does not encounter Alphys during this route, as it requires killing Undyne the Undying, which preempts the protagonist’s meeting with Alphys in Hotland. After Sans finds the protagonist’s contact information, he hands the phone over to Alphys, who has now become the new ruler of the Underground.

Alphys explains that after hearing Undyne’s last words, her resolve was strengthened, and she proceeded to evacuate the remaining monsters in the Underground to a safe location (presumably the True Lab). The survivors lauded her as a hero and elected her as the new ruler. Despite her confidence in her governing abilities, she remains anxious around people. After mourning the loss of her friends, she ends the call saying that she should have killed the protagonist when she had the chance.

9.Flowey’s Parting Words

After the phone call, if the protagonist had spared Flowey, he appears to talk to the protagonist. His dialogue depends on the protagonist’s actions during the neutral route.

  • If the protagonist had killed some monsters, Flowey wonders if killing is necessary and asks the protagonist if they can reach the ending again without killing, and he will not kill Asgore, and maybe the protagonist will have their “happy ending.” Flowey remarks that he intends on watching before leaving.
    • If the player reloads their SAVE and triggers the neutral ending a second time, Flowey assumes the protagonist wants to be friends with him. He proceeds to insult the protagonist, saying that he only cares about one person but ultimately truly does not care about them.
      • If the player reloads their game and triggers the neutral ending a third time, Flowey asks if the protagonist wants to start the Flowey Fan Club. He then tells the protagonist to talk to Papyrus about it, as he started one multiple times. Flowey goes on to say that Papyrus was one of the better characters to mess around with and took a long time to get bored of him.
      • If the player reloads their game and triggers the neutral ending a fourth time, Flowey jokes about the Flowey Fan Club. Flowey then warns the protagonist not to let Sans know anything about them, as he caused Flowey’s fair share of resets.
      • If the player reloads their game and triggers the neutral ending a fifth time, Flowey notes that the protagonist is simply bored and just want to see what Flowey has to say. He then refuses to talk to the protagonist any further.
      • If the player reloads their game and triggers the neutral ending a sixth time and onwards, Flowey simply asks if the protagonist has anything better to do.
    • If the player resets their game and reaches the neutral ending again without kills, Flowey notes that the ending is still the same and tells the protagonist that their choices do not seem to matter. He then tells the protagonist how to achieve a real happy ending: befriend Papyrus, Undyne, and Alphys.
    • If the player resets their game and reaches the neutral ending again with kills, Flowey agrees that killing is fine, but proceeds to scold the protagonist for only going halfway.
    • If the protagonist resets their game, reaches Asgore without kills, then kills Asgore at the end of the fight, Flowey scolds the protagonist that they are trolling themself because all they had to do was befriend Papyrus, Undyne, and Alphys.
  • If the protagonist killed no one, Flowey wonders why the protagonist let him go and why they are being so nice despite leaving the monsters still in despair. He then tells them a way to get a better ending by befriending Papyrus, Undyne, and/or Alphys.
    • If the protagonist befriended all the key characters without exploring the True Lab, Flowey tells the protagonist to see Alphys, as their date has just begun.
  • If the protagonist aborts the Genocide Route, Flowey complains that they were so close to real victory, but the protagonist screwed it up. He begins to wonder if they wanted revenge against him but quickly insinuates that they wanted to see the monsters happiness before tearing it away. He then says that he will be “waiting for you.”

 

Continue reading All Possible Neutral Route Endings ((Undertale))

My (Kind of) Closing Post

My last words for this year. Eek. This brings tears to my eyes. Never wanted it to come. I’m sad that the blogging challenge has come to an end, but as this famous guy once said, “All good things must come to an end.”I will still do blogging, i’ts just that I wont do as many blog posts. But, “time flies”, they say. I hate that quote, in case you couldn’t tell. Anyways, Here is my Audit.

1.How many posts did you write?

I am currently writing my 38th post. To be honest, if i had my own computer This would’ve been my 87th post. Next!

2.How many were school based, your own interests are set by the challenge?

I didn’t actually do a lot of blogging challenge blogs. I did more non-challenge posts than challenge posts. Onwards!

3.How many comments did you receive from classmates, teachers or overseas students?

I got 39 comments total.:):):):):):):):):):):):)

4.Which post received the most comments?  Why do you think that happened?

My post “If I were A teacher for a week…” had 9 comments. I think this happened because it was on the STUBC magazine.

5.Which post did you enjoy writing the most and why?

I liked writing “If I were A teacher for a week…” because it was short and sweet.:)

6.Did you change blog themes at all and why?

I didn’t change it because it fits my blog well.:)Next!

7.How many widgets do you have? Do you think this is too many or not enough?

I have too many. Just too many.

8.How many overseas students do you have on your blogroll?

I only have 1. It’s just that it’s hard for me to find great students.

9.Which web tools did you use to show creativity on your blog?

I’m not sure what web tools are so i’m going to say that I don’t have any:(.

 

Bye for the last time.

~thornclaw

Ughh..

I REALLY don’t want to do my closing post. That’s why I wont. I don’t fell *no PUN-dertale pun intended. Please don’t PUN-ish me for my PUN-ny puns.* like it. So for now i’m going to do a random face smash on the keyboard and see what it resembles. k76ygfd.kzn fklnkihl.bkb v,ld  k76zhtetdgjmkdkihl.bkb v,ld  k76ygfd.kzn fkl

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Okay I don’t think that resembles anything. I’m sorry if your computer exploded with red underlining. That’s not my fault. It’s my Face’s Fault. Bye for now, anyways.

~thornclaw.

P.S. I’m going to mirror mode this blog post. NOW!

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Undertale mini fights

All i’m going to say is that this probably isn’t accurate. I haven’t played the game([{yet}]) so… yeah. Anyways, here’s the list.

  1. Monster Kid
  2. Dummy
  3. Froggit
  4. Whimsun
  5. Loox
  6. Vegetoid
  7. Migosp
  8. Moldsmal
  9. Snowdrake
  10. Ice Cap
  11. Lesser Dog
  12. Chilldrake
  13. Gryfrot
  14. Doggo
  15. Dogamy and Dogaressa
  16. Glyde
  17. Jerry
  18. Greater Dog
  19. Aaron
  20. Woshua
  21. Moldbygg
  22. Shyren
  23. Temmie
  24. Vulkin
  25. Tsunderplane
  26. Pyrope
  27. So Sorry
  28. Royal Guards
  29. Final Froggit
  30. Astigmatism
  31. Madjick
  32. Knight Knight
  33. Memory Head
  34. Endogeny
  35. Reaper Bird
  36. Lemon Bread
  37. Royal Guard 1 & 2

Now, This ought to surprise you!

      CUT CHARACTERS?!?!

  1. Royal guard 3 & 4
  2. Doge(not quite sure about this one. I wonder why.)

So, as you can tell i’m not sure about this. I can’t believe that there was an actual doge character in the game, AND a Royal Guard 3 & 4. Just to make sure you are with me, I’m going to put a link to a website that has the battles. You’re going to have to scroll down a little, but this is REAL BATTLE FOOTAGE!!

http://undertale.wikia.com/wiki/Cut_Enemies

Bye for Now!

~thornclaw

Best blog ever:)))

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